Monday, October 4, 2010

Hide Yo Kids, Hide yo Wife

This may be inappropriate for conservative ears, but bear in mind that I actually witnessed this one liner...

I overheard the owner of the company, a 65ish year old man who golfs 90% of his day and comes into work only to make personal calls and fiddle with his email that he can't get to work.

"My phone keeps calling Candy*, this guy's secretary... I mean, she's a nice looking girl... great tits... but she doesn't want to talk to me about what I want to talk to him about!"


*Names have been changed to further enhance the comedic value of this post

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