So my favorite co-worker Anna* (that's not her real name but she reminds me of Anna Nicole when she was a hot mess) (May she rest in peace) (Anna Nicole, not my co-worker, she's alive and kickin')
ANYHOO
Anna, when I first started she was REALLY excited about me working here. There aren't too many girls, so she seemed pumped. But when it came time for lunch, her and her bff walked right past me and hit the door. The guy who was training me said, HEY! Anna, do you want to bring her with you to lunch? you guys can bond! Anna was not excited, but she said, "yeah whatever, come on".
YAY!
So on my first week of work a regular customer came in and Anna was sitting up with me. We chit chatted with her and she went on her way. Anna informed me that the lady who just left used to be BIG, I mean HUGE. In fact, she was in between Anna and my sizes... Anna is slightly smaller than me, but much more out of shape. (she eats B-Bops and Burger King almost EVERY day... if she's not munching on the Pizza Hut Buffet.)
AKA this lady was HUGE, but not quite as big as me...
BTW I wouldn't consider myself "HUGE" I'm very athletic and workout about an hour every day... And I eat tons of protein and fruits and vegis and hardly ever eat fast food... Yeah, I could benefit from losing some weight, but I'm working on it.
So a few months into the job she was chatting with me (because in her mind we had become BFFs) and she let it slip that she was REALLY excited for me to work there because the last girl who started was REALLY pretty and all the guys drooled all over her. And I was just average looking, so I wasn't as much competition for her and her bff... and then she tried to save it by explaining that me, her, and her sister were all "a little more than average looking"
You can't make this shit up.
*Names have been changed so I can keep my job
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