"JAUE"

Apparently one of my co-workers (who's name is nothing like JAUE) signs for packages all the time as "Jaue". This is for the ease of anyone in the office who gets a call asking who "JAUE" was who accepted a package that wasn't meant for us... And it makes it really easy to figure out where the package went because I know exactly who to ask...

(this is all sarcasm)