Monday, September 20, 2010

Strange Callers

Customer: "I'm moving and I don't even know what ICS does"

Me: (in my head) Why are you calling me...

Me: (out loud) ok, we do cable and internet installation

Customer: OK.

*silence*

Me: Do you want me to transfer you to someone about cable? or internet?

Customer: Yes

Me: Ok, I will transfer you to someone about cable first then

Me: (in my head) and then I'll come to your house and wipe your butt when you're done going poo poo in the pee pee.

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